is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
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