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Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
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So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
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Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
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