Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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