We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
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