i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
Just woke up in bed, AC on high, with a fresh pack of smokes, an unopened pint of vodka, and a bag w a beef patty w cheese in it. I think my roommate's like the toothfairy or something. Or that was way more Xanax than I needed.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
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I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
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I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
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