I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
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What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
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i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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