But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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