Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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