She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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