So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
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THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
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I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
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