My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
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I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
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I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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