Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
At least life still wants to fuck me.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
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