oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
My vagina is officially offended.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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