Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
We named our party play list daddy issues
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
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He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
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Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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