Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
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i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
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I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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