I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
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i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
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Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
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