I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
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I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
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My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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