her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
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The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
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Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
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