A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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