i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
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Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
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I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
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