i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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