I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
he puts the penis in happiness.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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