Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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