my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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