Non-Jews are for practice
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
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