Non-Jews are for practice
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
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