How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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