NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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