I can tuck mytits in my pants
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
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I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
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Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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