I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
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