You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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