Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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