My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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