I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
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Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
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No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
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