Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
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Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
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They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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