It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
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She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
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Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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