My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
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the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
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I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
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