We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
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