You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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