did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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