she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
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You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
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Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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