But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
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everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
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I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
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