making cat noises will not fix the situation.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
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