My liver just broke up with me...
so let's talk penis.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
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