I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
Randomize
