How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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