At least make sure they are 18
Why
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
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Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
Send help, water and tortillas.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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