I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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