Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
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you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
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I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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