I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
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We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
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So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
How naked do you want me to be?
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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