I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
you mean i was at the winter classic?
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going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
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The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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