He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
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This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
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Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
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Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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