I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
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